Author: Russ Crossley

Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 7

Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 7

This short story, the seventh in a series, follows the early life of Trixie Pug (nee Trixie Aioli), who by the year 3333 and 1/3 will rise to become the second most powerful CEO amongst the galaxy-spanning fast food corporations, where she who's the fattest wins! Look for parts 1 - 6 at your favorite e-book retailers. You can also buy the first five stories in one collection for one low price. Trixie first appeared in the satirical science fiction novel, Attack of the Lushites available in ebook and trade paper back formats. More info →
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Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 8

Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 8

Trixie Aioli and Cherry Bomb are on a mission to stop a wedding so Trixie will marry Herman Pug and become the CEO of Heavenly Sky Burger. In part 7 we left our heroes about to be killed by Mega Fried Banana Branch storm troopers. Now in part 8 they are rescued by intrepid sapce cpatian Bart Butterfinger and transported to another time line. This is when things get really weird. Anotehr chapter from the story of Trixie Pug who one day will rise to head the second largest fast food company in the universe in the year 3333.3. See parts 1-7 for the rest of this story, or the novel Attack of the Lushites for more adventures in the universe of the future where addiction to fast foods rules! More info →
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Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 9

Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 9

Trixie Aioli and Cherry Bomb are on a mission to stop a wedding so Trixie will marry Herman Pug and become the CEO of Heavenly Sky Burger. In part 7 we left our heroes about to be killed by Mega Fried Banana Branch storm troopers. Will they escape before the vegan extremists end their mission permanently? When we last left our heroes Bart Butterfinger led them into another dimension. They soon discover radical vegans have taken over the universe and exterminated all meat and diary foods. And as carnivores their lives are at risk. Will they escape before the vegan extremists end their mission permanently? Trixie Ailoi's ambition to marry scientist Herman Pug and eventually become CEO of Heavenly Sky Burger may have finally ended before it begins. More info →
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Splatter Pattern

Splatter Pattern

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Genre: Mystery
When Tyler Welton finds himself kidnapped by an unknown opponent it starts a game between two psychopaths. A game of cat versus cat. For Tyler Welton and the opponent are serial killers vying to be number one. Who will win this deadly game, or will death be its own reward? Every serial killer has their day. More info →
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A Family Empire

A Family Empire

The Order of the Magi builds their own universe and populates it with warlike races of aliens and humans as a training facility for young magi. This story is one such tale of a Magi teacher and pupil and their manipulation of A Family Empire. A tale of ambition, power and blood. More info →
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Friends of a Warrior

Friends of a Warrior

On an alien world two boys, one human the other alien, test their manhood in a ritual hunt. When things go badly Lotha of the warrior race, the Legod must seek a new ally or die and lose his honor forever. A tale of honor and friendship forged on a hostile planet. More info →
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Strange Bedfellows

Strange Bedfellows

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Genre: Fantasy
A Shipwreck. Two women. One man. Trouble. A tale where terror will become a strange bedfellow, and the only way out. More info →
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Tikka’s Big Day

Tikka’s Big Day

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Genre: Fiction
After a disaster at sea a couple takes in an unusual house guest. Will their relationship survive? Includes the bonus story, The Penguin Sleeps With The Fishes. More info →
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Tales of Twisted Crime

Tales of Twisted Crime

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Genres: Collections, Mystery
Five diverse stories of crime and punishment. A man on a road trip faces a mysterious killer, two oddball detectives meet the parrot of doom, in the not too distant future a group of thieves plan the perfect crime, an unlikely friendship leads to murder, and a serial killer takes an apprentice. No matter bent, broken or twisted, crime does not pay. More info →
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One Red Shoe

One Red Shoe

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Genre: Fantasy
Thirty years ago, Jack vanquished a giant, but when a giant red shoe drops into Beanstalk Park the Internal Secrets Bureau assigns their best agent to find out why. In a world where spies work in fairy tales, Operative Maddie Surefoot, travels to a world where giants and ogres wage war on humanity. In this thrilling romantic adventure Maddie discovers true love, and the stakes are high. More info →
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Blaster Squad #5 Rise of the Empire

Blaster Squad #5 Rise of the Empire

Blaster Squad soon find themselves under attack from all sides. Someone is determined to kill them and Nick suspects the mysterious figure known as the Master is behind the attacks. They discover the Master is plotting to overthrow the galaxy and rule as Emperor throwing civilization into a new dark age ruled by terror and fear. Nick Justice and Blaster Squad are determined to stop the Master’s evil plans or die trying. More info →
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It Takes Two

It Takes Two

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Genre: Mystery
Two respected police detectives are faced with a seemingly impossible murder case when two women confess to a murder and the evidence suggests they are both guilty. Will they solve the mystery of who killed Percival Butters? Does it take two to kill? More info →
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A Perfect Crime

A Perfect Crime

Big Pete Rustica, Tiny Murdoch, and Maurice “The Leech” Lévesque are perfect thieves. They have never been caught. A rich industrialist hires them to use alien technology to commit the perfect crime. A tale set in the near future world where cunning and skill can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Unless you fail. More info →
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Hero for a Day

Hero for a Day

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Genre: Fantasy
When Mother Nature meets a young, dashing Kris Kringle at the annual Mythic Creatures convention she falls head over roots in love. And when Kris and she encounter a mystery of a missing magical key they start off on an adventure to find the key and save mythology for all time. A tale of adventure with a legendary hero worthy of Indiana Jones, if he were a magical elf. More info →
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T.I.N. Men

T.I.N. Men

Area 52. They build and develop a new space program. They operate the T.I.N. Men, massive robots to build the bases on Earth's moon and beyond to make those great leaps for all humankind. Software engineer, Will Arnett is recruited to join the T.I.N. Men project. He soon discovers there are those who oppose them. Join Will for the greatest adventure in history. More info →
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Until We Meet Again

Until We Meet Again

In the not too distance future the Earth's ecosystem will collapse unless something's done to reverse the damage done by industry and pollution. Project Brahma holds the key to our future as a species. A project to meld human and alien DNA to evolve the human race before it may be ready. Will this have unforeseen consequences? Includes the bonus story, End of Empire. More info →
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