Author: Russ Crossley

Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 7

Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 7

This short story, the seventh in a series, follows the early life of Trixie Pug (nee Trixie Aioli), who by the year 3333 and 1/3 will rise to become the second most powerful CEO amongst the galaxy-spanning fast food corporations, where she who's the fattest wins! Look for parts 1 - 6 at your favorite e-book retailers. You can also buy the first five stories in one collection for one low price. Trixie first appeared in the satirical science fiction novel, Attack of the Lushites available in ebook and trade paper back formats. More info →
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Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 8

Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 8

Trixie Aioli and Cherry Bomb are on a mission to stop a wedding so Trixie will marry Herman Pug and become the CEO of Heavenly Sky Burger. In part 7 we left our heroes about to be killed by Mega Fried Banana Branch storm troopers. Now in part 8 they are rescued by intrepid sapce cpatian Bart Butterfinger and transported to another time line. This is when things get really weird. Anotehr chapter from the story of Trixie Pug who one day will rise to head the second largest fast food company in the universe in the year 3333.3. See parts 1-7 for the rest of this story, or the novel Attack of the Lushites for more adventures in the universe of the future where addiction to fast foods rules! More info →
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Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 9

Round up at the Burger Bar – Part 9

Trixie Aioli and Cherry Bomb are on a mission to stop a wedding so Trixie will marry Herman Pug and become the CEO of Heavenly Sky Burger. In part 7 we left our heroes about to be killed by Mega Fried Banana Branch storm troopers. Will they escape before the vegan extremists end their mission permanently? When we last left our heroes Bart Butterfinger led them into another dimension. They soon discover radical vegans have taken over the universe and exterminated all meat and diary foods. And as carnivores their lives are at risk. Will they escape before the vegan extremists end their mission permanently? Trixie Ailoi's ambition to marry scientist Herman Pug and eventually become CEO of Heavenly Sky Burger may have finally ended before it begins. More info →
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Bad Loyalty

Bad Loyalty

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Series: Trudy Wilson's Murders, Book 1
Genres: Mystery, Novels
A murder in Canada thrusts hairdresser Trudy Wilson into the middle of a web of conspiracy that threatens to send her friend, biker Bruce Carstairs, to prison forever. loyalty drives her to rush to his side to get to the truth. but loyalty can be deadly... More info →
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Adventures Into the Unknown

Adventures Into the Unknown

By Russ Crossley You are invited on ten adventures along side detectives fighting for justice in alternate realities, spies confronting the deadly forces of evil, heroes battling impossible odds risking everything to save the world.In these stories you will travel through time and space, span galaxies, and battle the forces of evil with adventurers from the past, the present, and the future. More info →
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Legacy of the Hunted

Legacy of the Hunted

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Genre: Fantasy
After 200 years the vampires are gone. All hunted down and destroyed. Except one. She hunts alone. Humans no longer believe in vampires. Now something changes. Now they hunt her again. Will she survive for the next 200 years or will she be the last of her kind? A tale where immortality is more than a dream. More info →
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Tales of Bizarre Detectives

Tales of Bizarre Detectives

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Genres: Collections, Fantasy
A collection of six stories are tales involving werewolves, wizards, zombies, giants, even time travel, and alternate worlds. The detectives themselves are spies, time travel agents, big city newspaper reporters, some aren't even human. Join these crime solving sleuths on their bizarre adventures in strange lands. More info →
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Antique Virgin

Antique Virgin

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Genres: Novels, Romance
For generations bad luck curses Saxony Edward’s family. She hides in her eccentric parent’s antique shop dreaming of her happily-ever-after. When dot.com millionaire Bryce Kelly stumbles into the shop, her life, and her heart, her luck may have finally changed. But…she learns he’s engaged and totally unavailable. Saxony’s heart breaks. More info →
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Replacement Parts

Replacement Parts

In the late 19th century, during the age of steam, heroes rise and Dr. Xavier Devlin and his creation, Ambrose, aim to stop these from becoming out of control. Dr. Devlin latest creation, a steam powered time machine, will allow him to travel to the past and erase his enemies from existence. But an egotistical hero called Mr. Indestructible may arrive at any moment to stop him. Will Dr. Devlin succeed in his quest? A steampunk tale of superheroes and super villians fighting to control our past and our future. More info →
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Nightmares by Russ Crossley, Rita Schulz and R.G. Hart

Nightmares by Russ Crossley, Rita Schulz and R.G. Hart

15 Tales of Terror Nightmares come in many forms and from many places. Blood thirsty vampires. Flesh ripping werewolves. Brain eating zombies. Spirits of the dead who walk among us. Monsters of unspeakable horror appearing from the darkness. They attack us from the past. They attack us from alternate realities, They appear from the depths of unspeakable darkness thirsting on our fear. These tales of terror are guaranteed to keep you awake at night with the lights on. So sit back keep the lights burning brightly and hope there isn’t a power outage. More info →
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My Zombie Prince

My Zombie Prince

Shelby meets and is ultimately swept off her tiny feet by zombie Sir Reginald Kincade. But not before they face death, doppelgangers, and secrets to win the ultimate prize that will ensure their happy ending. Shelby and Reggie face danger, excitement, and tests to their growing love at every turn. A new novel from the author of Zomopolis. More info →
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Attack of the Lushites

Attack of the Lushites

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Series: War of the Lushites, Book 1
Genres: Novels, Science Fiction
In this thrilling, adventure-laden, grease-stained, booze-soaked comedy spanning the galaxy of tomorrow, two unlikely heroes find each other as they struggle to save addiction for all human and alien kind. Free for a limited time to celebrate the release of the sequel, Revenge of the Lushites on Sept 6th. More info →
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Lock, Stock and Barrel

Lock, Stock and Barrel

Planet for sale! Seller highly motivated! Simon Pyman repairs simulacrums on a muddy, rainy planet on the far edge of the galaxy called Windmill. His boss has the planet up for sale because he needs to leave, fast. Too bad Windmill's a tough sell and time is running short. Simon holds the solution. More info →
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Tales of Mystery and Suspense

Tales of Mystery and Suspense

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Genre: Mystery
R.G. Crossley presents five tales of mystery and suspense. He introduces you to a big city PI faced with conspiracy and murder, to a small town writer walking into the middle of a robbery, to a lonely old man who must decide to take sides when friends are threatened. An anthology of tales designed to take you to the dark places where crime thrives and courage is tested. More info →
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10

10

In this collection you will find stories with impossible odds, satire where the fast food companies run the future, AI robots locked in a civil war, and space travelers with very human problems. In the fantasy section are stories of alternate realities, a vampire castaway, dragons, cheerleaders, and a man asked to fix a UFO. It's diverse enough for most readers of fantastic fiction. More info →
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Time and Space

Time and Space

J'inkrac Bay (J'in to his friends) wins he third prize of the all-inclusive trip of a lifetime aboard the S.S. Maid of the Universe. Aboard ship he meets Mitale, an enchanting woman, who makes more sense to him than anyone ever has. Together they begin a journey across time and space to discover an incredible truth neither of them expected. An adventure of the far future where time and space become one and mankind greatest dreams may come true. More info →
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